Olson, the illegitimate progeny of Mori and Shatnuh, was conceived during one of his frequent orgies on Mt. Chicoura in New Hampshire. Ignored by its parents the mischievous creature soon became notorious for its ill conceived pranksterism and wrong-headed stubbornness. It was damned for eternity by Mori when she discovered the misbegotten beast had stolen TV from the gods lounge area and given it to man. She doomed them to wander for eternity in an infernal netherworld of her creation. Angered by what he considered a slight of his parental authority Shatnuh ordained that TV itself would forever be a wasteland with nothing good on except for the occasional sporting event.

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