According to the Ainu tribes of northern Japan, Karee created the universe with a single fart. Thus the primitive origins of the Big Bang theory. The god of teenage vengence she has enjoyed a resurgence of interest in recent times. During the current global crisis even Christian armies have painted her symbol (the upper half of a pair of orthodontic braces) on their bombs and weaponry. Devotees experience a surge of testosterone when she is manifest and her female acolytes have been said to display signs of androgenicity. She often appears at high school proms, mass executions and fraternity parties. There she hovers above the combatants, taunting them with childish jeering and goading them on to further atrocities.

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